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Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

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When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

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All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

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I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

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I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

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They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

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Had calamari for the first time ever, and it wasn’t that bad. Maybe I’ll try marriage next.

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Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

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Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

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Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?