Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

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Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

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I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

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How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

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Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

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Ugh, but profoundly.

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Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

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I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

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The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

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Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

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Sex is fine, but have you ever completed every single thing on your to-do list?