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Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

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In Russia, the cold complains about you.

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The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

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Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

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I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

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Beavers are also just otters that have learned carpentry.

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Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

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I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

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Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

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People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.