Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.
  • If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.
  • Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.
  • If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
  • I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.
  • My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.