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  • Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.
  • There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.
  • If you like water, you already like 72% of me.
  • We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.
  • Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”
  • Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.