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When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'fitting in at all costs' vibe. Some say 'fight or flight,' but this person goes with 'bite or jest.' 🧛‍♂️😄 Keep calm and stay true to yourself, even if it means dodging a playful nibble!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bite, fitting, fitting in, humor, i, important, individuality, instinct, interaction, social, social interaction, someone, super, vibe on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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