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  • Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.
  • You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.
  • I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.
  • So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.
  • Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.
  • Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.