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Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

When I said there’s no such thing as a dumb question, I didn’t expect them to take it as a personal challenge.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

I’m convinced a lot of people online are communicating from prison.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

Why do they call it a garage sale instead of a garbage sale?

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

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Making waves on Threads:

Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

Just shared via Twitch:

My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

Shared recently on Messenger:

The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

Trending via Telegram:

Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

Making waves on TikTok:

It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

Just shared via TikTok:

If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

Just shared via Discord:

There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

Trending via Telegram:

When I die, I hope it’s early in the morning, so I don’t have to go to work that day for no reason.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.

6 months ago

The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.

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"Forgiveness can be like a rollercoaster ride 🎢 – the first time with love is all warm and fuzzy, the second with hope is like riding a small bump, but the third time with stupidity… well, you might as well be riding the loop-de-loop! 🤪 Let's hope we all learn our lesson before getting dizzy! 🌀"

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Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

A month in Italy has halved my will to work and doubled my desire for money.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Twitch:

First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

Making waves on Facebook:

My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

Shared recently on YouTube:

If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

Just landed via Discord:

Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

Going viral on X:

Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.

Reported on Pinterest:

There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

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