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My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

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Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

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Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

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Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

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At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

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My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

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I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

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My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

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I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.

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Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.