My body is a “wonder what happened” land. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Yep, my body's like a mystery novel – full of plot twists and unexpected turns 🤷♀️🕵️♂️ Maybe I'll find out what happened in the sequel! 📖🔍" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions. I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely. Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna. Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier. I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.