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Sorry for acting weird. It’s just that I mirror people, and you were being weird first.

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I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

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Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

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Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

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Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

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Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

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I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

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Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will be acting weird today.

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Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

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The problem is I am always the problem.