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I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science…

I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science…

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"Who needs the stress of parenting when you can just swoop in for the fun parts as a grandparent? 🤷‍♂️👴🧓 Here's to hoping science can help fast-track us to grandkid heaven! 🧪👶 #GrandparentGoals"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged grandkids, hoping, humor, i, joke, kids, parenting, science, want, wish on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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