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"WhatsApp be like: 'Seen ✅, Lies ✅, also writes with other girls ✅ 😂📱'. Keeping track of all the drama, one notification at a time! #WhatsAppWoes"

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If barking at nothing was an Olympic sport, my dog would win gold.

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3 months ago

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I will never forget when my dad had a guy from Verizon call me in middle school to tell me that I was using more data than Obama and that I need to stop.

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2 months ago

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Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

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2 months ago

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Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

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2 months ago

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Please don’t interrupt me when I’m trying to overhear something.

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2 months ago

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For once, I would just like to underthink a situation. How do you guys do that?

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3 months ago

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50 shares on WeChat this month:

Using my one phone call to call Santa.

85 shares on WhatsApp this month:

A massage is not enough, I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

100 shares on Snapchat this month:

All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

25 shares on Telegram this month:

Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

11 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

53 shares on TikTok this month:

It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

93 shares on WhatsApp this month:

But what if I don’t want someone that’s good for me?

99 shares on TikTok this month:

Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

79 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

46 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

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Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

It’s always “your monthly bill is available,” never “this month is on us.”

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

Things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room, and you only went in there sometimes.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Rare earth, this rare earth, that. There’s nothing more rare on this earth than affordable housing in a walkable neighborhood.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

Not commenting on your girl’s stuff is weird. I want my man barking in my comments.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Instagram:

I’m not gaining weight, I’m retaining candy.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

Going viral on Reddit:

Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.

Just shared via X:

I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

Just landed via Facebook:

I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

Seen just now on Discord:

The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

Making waves on Instagram:

I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

Going viral on Reddit:

Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

Trending via Discord:

To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

Making waves on Messenger:

I’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall.

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WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

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If barking at nothing was an Olympic sport, my dog would win gold.

I will never forget when my dad had a guy from Verizon call me in middle school to tell me that I was using more data than Obama and that I need to stop.

Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

Please don’t interrupt me when I’m trying to overhear something.

For once, I would just like to underthink a situation. How do you guys do that?

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