WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

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Nostalgia is mostly dumb nonsense, but movie rental stores were legitimately better than streaming.

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90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying works.

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If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

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My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

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If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?

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Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.

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This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

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I love all the Winter Olympic events, sliding downhill on a piece of wood, sliding downhill on two pieces of wood, sliding downhill in a piece of wood. All amazing.

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Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

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I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.