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"WhatsApp be like: 'Seen ✅, Lies ✅, also writes with other girls ✅ 😂📱'. Keeping track of all the drama, one notification at a time! #WhatsAppWoes"

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Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

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Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.

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My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

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If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

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When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

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Any room can be a rage room if you just give me a minute.

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89 shares on Facebook this month:

On the next episode of Hoarders, they visit my subconscious.

50 shares on Messenger this month:

Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

23 shares on Instagram this month:

“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

98 shares on TikTok this month:

Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.

28 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

36 shares on WeChat this month:

Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

94 shares on Discord this month:

I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

86 shares on Twitch this month:

I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

38 shares on Reddit this month:

I need to drink less water. This peeing situation is out of control.

27 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

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I’m addicted to placebos.

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Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I’ll eventually be able to get back in it.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

I hope this email makes you quit your job.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

I need a new hobby that costs zero dollars and takes up 100% of my free time. So far, all I’ve come up with is mowing the lawn.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

High school crushes were crazy because, why the hell was I running all over school just to catch a glimpse of him.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

If you pretend you’re erasing the evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you’ll do a better job, and it actually becomes fun!

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Trending via Twitch:

I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

Seen just now on Discord:

Maybe somewhere in a parallel universe, I wake up feeling refreshed and energetic each day.

Seen just now on Threads:

I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Post-standing clarity is like, damn, I could have been sitting this whole time.

Making waves on Facebook:

Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

Spotted on Snapchat:

Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

Seen just now on Reddit:

You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

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WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

Keep the laugh going 😂

Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.

My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

Any room can be a rage room if you just give me a minute.

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