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  • The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.
  • If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash.
  • Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”
  • Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.
  • Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.
  • Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.