No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

Commentary:
"Trying to resist that craving for Samoa after indulging in Polynesian food is like trying to resist hitting the snooze button on a Monday morning ⏰🤤 Just accept it – Samoa always wins the food game! 🍴😜"

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