Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed! Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:๐ฝ๐ผ "Toilets are definitely not the scene of the crime! No need for CSI here, just clean up on Aisle 2!" ๐๐งน Related Funny Posts ๐ค Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, โItโs started again, hasnโt it?โ then leaving. I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene. Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished. Breakfast in bed: where your cozy blanket turns into a crumby crime scene. Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.