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As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

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The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership.

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Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

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…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

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If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

Good morning to life’s chaos, where my coffee is the only thing that makes sense!

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A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

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Single, not sure how to mingle.