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  • Are you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like one month in the hospital?
  • I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.
  • I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.
  • They should name a personality disorder after me.
  • Don’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there.
  • I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.