I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken. Commentary:"Who needs beauty sleep when you can have a golden, aromatic glow instead? 🍗✨ Sweet dreams, delicious rotisserie chicken! Just make sure not to overcook yourself 😉🔥" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco. Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts. When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy. Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?” Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.
