I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand. Commentary:🍎🕒 When the Apple Watch tries to tell you what to do… Who's the boss now, huh? Take a seat Apple Watch, I'm the one in charge of this standing ovation! 😆 #WatchOutApple #SitBackAndRelax Related Funny Posts 🤝 How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them. I need an Apple Watch that tracks when my patience runs out. I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers. Please take your Apple Watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. You look like a spy kid. If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist.