I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit. The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake. Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple. See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.
