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I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

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🍎🕒 When the Apple Watch tries to tell you what to do… Who's the boss now, huh? Take a seat Apple Watch, I'm the one in charge of this standing ovation! 😆 #WatchOutApple #SitBackAndRelax

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged apple, Apple Watch, fitness, humor, i, irony, laziness, motivation, stand, technology, want, watch on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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