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Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

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I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

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What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

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If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.

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Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

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Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

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I’ve decided to give people an attitude instead of gifts this year.