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I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

Commentary:
🛣️🏡 "I'm not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway! Who knew being a driveway parent could be so tough? Guess I'll stick to keeping my roads less traveled for now!" 😄

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged adopt, driveway, highway, humor, i, own, raise, ready, responsibility on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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