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  • Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?
  • My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”
  • At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.
  • When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.
  • Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.
  • I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.