Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake? Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhy would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking. Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!” 1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on. Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.
