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Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

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Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

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If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…”, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.

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Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.

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“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

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Sorry for acting weird. It’s just that I mirror people, and you were being weird first.

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Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old.

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German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

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Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.

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At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.