Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

Commentary:
Oh, the melodrama of abandoned shopping carts! 🛒🎶 Maybe Taylor Swift could serenade us with a ballad about the heartbreak of seeing carts left astray, a real chart-topper in the making! 😂 Who knew grocery store etiquette could inspire such lyrical genius?

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