Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat. Commentary:"Maybe the real trick is to start wagging your tail and looking extra adorable in hopes that your dog will reciprocate with a tasty reward 🐶🐾 Who's really in charge here, right?" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog. Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended! Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny. I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me. I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.