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Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

Commentary:
"Maybe the real trick is to start wagging your tail and looking extra adorable in hopes that your dog will reciprocate with a tasty reward 🐶🐾 Who's really in charge here, right?"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dog, give, humor, ID, joke, just, me, once, pet, relationship, treat, wish on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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