You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both.

You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both.
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“Parenting tip: Want to keep track of your scissors? Don’t have kids! 🤷‍♂️👶✂️ #ParentingStruggles #WhereAreMyScissors”

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