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People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not co…

People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not co…

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"Breaking news: local hero ditches work to embrace feeling good 😎✨ Who needs a sick day when you can have a 'feeling awesome day' instead?! 🙌🏼 #WorkGoals #PrioritizeWellness"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged able, being, call, coming, feel, feel good, good, healthy, humor, i, office, people, productivity, should, time, time off, today, want, waste, work on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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