People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

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I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”

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My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.

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Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

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Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

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The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?

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I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

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They should invent a type of situation that improves.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

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I don’t understand, but I also don’t care, so it works out.