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I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the…

I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the…

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"Oh, so that's the secret to a peaceful night's sleep! 💤 Who needs lullabies when you have tranquilizers, right? 😂 Parenting level: expert tranquilizer-wrangler. 🌙 #ParentingHacks"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged chloroform, exhaustion, humor, ID, kids, know, night, parenting, people, sleep, tranquilizers on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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