I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the night and I’d like to know if they use tranquilizers or chloroform.

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Time needs a speed limit.

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

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Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

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Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.

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To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today.

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They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

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I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.

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Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.