I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

Commentary:
🤖 “Ah, the universal remote control – the magical wand that grants us power over our TV kingdoms! It’s like holding the keys to a whole new world of laziness and convenience. Say goodbye to the days of hunting down multiple remotes like a lost expedition leader!” 📺🔮

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