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If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids…

If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids…

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🍎🌳 Looks like the family tree is a bit crooked! If apples don't fall far from the tree, I guess your kids are in for one wild ride! 🤪 Time to buckle up and embrace the chaos!

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged apple, expectations, fall, family, genetics, humor, kids, parenting, screwed, tree on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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