Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.
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"Vote for me, I'll cut the alphabet in half – because who needs the hassle of Z when you can just stop at Y? 🤣✂️ #LessAlphabetMoreFun"

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