This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch.

This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch.

Commentary:
"Well, well, well, it seems like someone's disappointed in their snack selection 🤭🥃 Who knew scotch tape wasn't on the menu for today's gourmet tasting session? Better luck next time, tape connoisseur! 🍽️😜"

Fun Fact or Trivia:
Did you know that the original Scotch tape was invented in 1930 by a man named Richard Drew? It was initially created for the automotive industry to help with paint jobs, but it quickly became popular for household use! 🎨📏🛠️

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