I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.

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As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

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Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

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There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

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I’m buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual.

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Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

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My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.

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When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

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Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

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Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

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My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.