The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah, the extraordinary talent of budgeting in reverse! Mastering the art of 'outgoing exceeds incoming' ๐ธ๐ธ Well, they do say it's the thought that counts… or in this case, the spending! ๐ #FinancialGuru" Related Funny Posts ๐ค Spending money is too easy. For my bank accountโs sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something. Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad. Spending all my money on lottery tickets so Iโll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle. I donโt understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. Iโm giving more than I take. Iโm generous. I love spending my parents’ money, they must pay for bringing me into this world.