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Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.

Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.

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"Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid 🥛💰… Yes, I'll take 10 of those ridiculously priced items. Who needs savings when you've got the charm of an old-timey dairy worker? 💁‍♀️🐄 #ShoppingLikeIts1889"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged ads, buying, buying power, comparison, economy, humor, i, irony, milkmaid, power, Victorian on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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