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I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

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Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

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I used to have this mental illness where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

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Got kicked out of reincarnation club for yelling yolo.

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The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.

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There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

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“PTO” stands for “prepare the others” because you’re not gonna be there.

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Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

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If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

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I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.