Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time. Commentary:"Life is the ultimate 'pay to play' game… but where's the refund policy? 🤑😂 Hang in there, hopefully the sequel is more fun! 🎮😜" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 It’s getting very expensive to be alive. I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway. Sex is cool, but have you ever made peace with the horror of being alive. What a time to be alive! (Derogatory) Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.
