Sleep with each other, or someone else will! Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Better cozy up together before the bedbugs start swiping right! πππ₯ #CuddleOrCompete" Related Funny Posts π€ My ex thinks I’m with someone else, someone else thinks I’m with my ex, everyone wonders where I am. Here I am. Just enjoying my own life. If you love someone, let them sleep. If someone else makes you a sandwich, it’s always better than if you do it yourself. It’s the same with sex. Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else. Luckily, I realized that all this love I want to pour into someone else was actually meant for me.