I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

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“Don’t worry about ghosts haunting you, worry about the living holding grudges! 👻👻 Who needs ghosts when you’ve got a lineup of enemies ready to scare you right out of your sleep? 😂 #GhostFreeZone”

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