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Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty…

Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty…

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Toddlers and puppies: masters of mess-making and trash can treasure hunting 🚮🐶 At least with puppies, you can blame it on their sense of smell!

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged affinity, bin, both, care, comparison, dirty, exploring, humor, parenting, puppy, smelly, toddler, trash on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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