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Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight.

Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight.

Commentary:
"Trying to bring a fitted sheet to a knife fight is like showing up to a gun show with a water gun 💦💪 Talk about being unprepared! You might as well bring a pillow to a pillow fight. Sweet dreams, I guess! 😄🔪"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged absurdity, conflict, fight, fitted, fitted sheet, humor, irony, knife, knife fight, preparation, sheet, unexpected on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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