Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppBringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet. Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost. Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics. Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet? Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.
