If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer.

If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer.
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"I swear, officer, it was self-defense! That pesky printer was just asking for it with its constant paper jams and ink cartridge tantrums! 🔪🖨️💢 #PrintersGoneWild"

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