If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"I swear, officer, it was self-defense! That pesky printer was just asking for it with its constant paper jams and ink cartridge tantrums! πͺπ¨οΈπ’ #PrintersGoneWild" Related Funny Posts π€ Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.” Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it. Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer, and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize. Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works. A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.