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Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

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Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

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Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

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Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.

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Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

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No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

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Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

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Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.

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Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

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Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.