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  • I’m so sick of these little 30-minute weekends.
  • I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.
  • If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?
  • Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?
  • Bold of me to constantly use the phrase β€œno worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.
  • Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.