If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

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If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

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A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

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The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

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When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

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I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

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“I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.

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What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

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The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

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If I met someone like me, I’d be really concerned for them.

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Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.