Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up? Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppApple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright. Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first. Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same. Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy. The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.
