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Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

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๐ŸฆŒ Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight! Because apparently, my phone's brightness setting is no match for your shiny nose! ๐Ÿ”ฆ๐Ÿ“ฑ #ChristmasMiracles #WhereMyPhoneAt



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