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  • Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.
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  • Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.
  • When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.
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