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Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?

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I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

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If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

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If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

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Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

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All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

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I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

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Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.