If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame. Call your family now and ask them what the wifi password is, so they have time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving. Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it. Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day. Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.